Kids Say the Darndest Things
Brought to you by Green 2 and the wonderfully entertaining children of FC Joyce Elementary School
Danny has a pink lunch box. When one student ridiculed this color choice, another jumped to Danny’s defense: “It’s okay, Dude. Real men wear pink.”
One fourth grade boy asked Catherine, “Are you a boy or a girl?” A fellow fourth grader came to her aid, "She's a girl!"
Compliment or Insult? Carly was asked one day, “Not to be rude, but are you a hippie?”
Green Two’s first day on the yard of FC Joyce Elementary, one student spotted Brett and called out, “I want to play with the large one.”
Carly: “How do you catch a squirrel?” Fourth Grade Girl: “You climb a tree and act like a nut.”
Carly: “What’s your favorite planet?” Student: “Not Jupiter” Carly: “Why not?” Student: “Because they sent my brother here.”
One of Taylor’s students wanted to get to know him: “Do you have kids?” “Do you live with your mom?” “Do you believe in God?”
During his specialty class in the Pre-K classroom, one child asked to sit on Brett’s lap. Once settled, the student announced, “I need to go to the bathroom.”
Every child at FC Joyce when seeing any Green 2 member: “Americorps! Americorps! Americorps!”
“You can’t talk to my Americorps like that!”
“I’m going to do Americorps when I get big.”
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